Reeling
Dear diary,
I heard Kel had another of those wild parties again during maintenance time in his private quarters. How do I know this? Try communicating telepathically with your subordinate only to get your mind flipped on its side and throttled with random thoughts of flying cows, death matches between grannies, gross mutations of plush animals and kitchen appliances.
Signing off,
Arthas
Fingers cracking as I type... 
… either that lich knows of some seriously crazy mind-altering substances, or he throws the most awesome parties ever.
Man, why do *my* friends never want to blow up kitchen appliances?
Molinu: The engineering level required to remedy the appliances is too high for them?